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LIMITED EDITION - Best Effing Cookie Ever By Arielle Lorre (12 PACK)
$46.00

Contains 90% Organic Ingredients


 

Hand Made In A Certified Gluten Free Facility


 

Loved By The Health Conscious & The Indulgent Dessert Lover.


 

I COME WITH

 

4 Choc Chip, 4 Brookie, 4 N'Oatmeal

 
 

THE 'BEST EFFING COOKIE EVER'

 

Introducing the 'BFCE' Sampler Box, made in collaboration with the queen of cookies herself - Arielle Lorre (@ariellelorre) 

We have not 1, not 2, but 3 adaptations of her infamous 'BFCE' recipe. 


This 12 pack sampler, comes in our iconic pink bakery box containing 4 of each cookie - The classic Chocolate Chip, the extreme dark chocolate Brookie and the pecan raisin N'Oatmeal.


These babies are here for a good time, not a long time, so get ordering before they sell out. 

 
 
 

MEET ARIELLE

Arielle Lorre is a lifestyle, wellness, and health influencer in the digital space.  Seven years ago, that was far from the case. After nearly losing her battle against addiction, Arielle decided to turn her life around by relentlessly pursuing health and happiness and sharing what she learns along the way. 


In 2016, she made her Instagram debut under the pseudonym The Blonde Files, which eventually led to the creation of her website and hit podcastunder the same name. Since then, Arielle has leveraged her visibility and unique personal story to explore a variety of lifestyle and wellness topics, including gut and hormonal health, recovery, mental health, nutrition and beauty. 


Arielle’s distinct voice and candor distinguished the platform from others in the space and The Blonde Files quickly became a unique online destination for people who want to live their best lives—and look good doing it. 

IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE 

THAT COUNTS

 
 

THE CHOCOLATE CHIP 

Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Maple Syrup, Organic Coconut Sugar, Organic Almond Milk, Organic Aquafaba, Organic Dark Chocolate Chips (Sweetened with Coconut Sugar), Organic Tapioca Flour, Organic Cassava Flour, Vanilla Extract, Paleo Baking Powder

 
 

 

THE BROOKIE 

Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Maple Syrup, Organic Coconut Sugar, Organic Almond Milk, Organic Aquafaba, Organic Dark Chocolate Chips (Sweetened with Coconut Sugar), Organic Tapioca Flour, Organic Cocoa Powder, Organic Cassava Flour, Vanilla Extract, Paleo Baking Powder

 
 

THE N'OATMEAL 

Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Maple Syrup, Organic Coconut Sugar, Organic Almond Milk, Organic Aquafaba, Organic Raisins, Pecans, Organic Tapioca Flour, Organic Cassava Flour, Vanilla Extract, Paleo Baking Powder

 
 

SHIPPING EXPLAINED

  • Cut off for weekly orders are on Thursdays 1 pm PST

  • Orders are then made fresh Sundays + Mondays and sent via Fedex or UPS on Monday.

  • If Local Delivery is selected, your delivery will be made either Sunday or Monday between 10am-3pm. 

  • Any orders made after the cut off time will go into the following week's order.

 
 

A WORD From Our Founder

 
 

Hi! My name is Saphira, I'm a Kiwi born, LA based health nut with a sweet tooth and quite literally do a little happy dance everytime an order is made. Your support is appreciated more than you could know and I'm so thankful for every single one of you.

 
 

This company was founded in the midst of a pandemic when I felt the world needed more comfort food without any of the allergen filled ingredients. A baked good that came with benefits. 


But don't be fooled, the treats at Nowhere Bakery are every bit as decadent and delicious as any other baked good, healthy or not ;)


With gratitude,

Saphira

 
 

Customer Reviews

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M.D.
So good

These are delicious! Texture/consistency, flavor, ingredients all 💯. Even relatives of mine (who are not V/GF etc.) said they couldn’t even tell they were vegan, gluten-free, refined-sugar free, etc. which almost never happens. So good, we love them all!

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Kristine Blanche

Amazing!!

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Carol G Haynes
They really are to die for

Honestly the best cookie I’ve ever had!!

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Anna
so yummy!!

these cookies are SO GOOD. this company doesn't disappoint. each order and cookie is better than the next :)

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Melissa Ciani
The cookies are so soft and perfect!!

Totally exceeded my expectations! My family ate them all in under 48 hours!!

 

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